...and finally exits in the wrong direction.
...and receives Best Heroic Exit From The Film...
...goes to Steve Smith!
...while the real award is some beer flavoured space tablets.
Best Actor - John Miller!
Best Actress - Kim Lett!
Best Director - Mat Dolphin!
Best Stunt - Matt King - he couldn't be with us!
Care to say a few words?
Dr Verhoeven collects another award...
Gatecrasher
Get ready!
Good evening!
It was Andy Bonney all the time!
It's time to pick a seat number.
John Miller receives a bit of the set.
Lots in store.
Mat Joiner makes it safely to the stage....
Maybe he'll sit down if we give him a prize?
Most imaginative use of an original accent - Paul Thomas!
Most Macho Performance - Catherine Albrow receives some Yorkie bars!
Most promising newcomer - Dr Verhoeven!
Most versatile actor - Dave Stolz!
Not really!
Outstanding contribution to lunacy - Christian Lett!
Outstanding contribution to lunacy - Pete Swinson!
Overacting award - Chris Thomas!
Stop overacting!
Thanks Dave!
The Award for turning up this evening...
There's a runner up in this category...
There's another prize coming...
There's one more award...
We said dress up - we didn't mean this!
Welcome to the show.
What a surprise.
What's happening now?